Fantasy World


            ‘You know Camp, I read somewhere that we would be better off today if Trump would have won the 2020 election. It would have been his second, lame duck term and he would have been in charge during the high inflation and the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Instead, he had 4 years to hone his anger and revenge, surround himself with crypto billionaires and crackpots like Musk and Kennedy and now look what’s happening.’

            ‘You may have a point there but then we could all go back to the fantasy world where Al Gore won instead of Bush or Hillary beat Trump in 2016. We’d be living in a different world, for sure.’

            ‘I just wonder how we’re going to get through four more years of this roller coaster. In just one day Trump scuttled Ukraine and caved in to Putin and at the same time warbled on about a beautiful golden defence dome that is more fantasy than reality.’

            ‘Did you ever read anything by Aldous Huxley?’ Camp asked me. ‘Brave new World or Island? I came across a couple of quotes by him which perfectly apply to the present. This is Huxley’s message: ‘Misapplied science and soulless political machines, driven by greed and a fanatical will to power, will bring us ever closer to the destruction of civil society and meaningful human life.’ And here is another one: ‘The price of liberty, and even of common humanity, is eternal vigilance.’

            ‘True words, well written but just words. We need to be vigilant in the face of so many who think liberty means chaos and libertarian, even Darwinian laws should supplant our civilized rule of law.’

            ‘While we’re discussing philosophy and polemics, this is a quote from an unlikely quarter, from Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis: ‘All the changes in the world, for good or evil, were first brought about by words.’  

            We both drank to that. 

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Taliban Tourists


‘Did you know Camp that Afghanistan has hosted close to 15’000 tourists in the past couple of years. Apparently, it’s a choice destination for some adventure travellers.’

‘Nothing surprises me anymore. But Afghanistan for a holiday?’

‘This photographer Khyber Khan runs an outfit ‘Uncharted Afghanistan’ that offers tours called ‘Salam Afghanistan’ or ‘Adventure Afghanistan’ that last 9 to 14 days. They lead through cities such as Kabul and Herat or into remote valleys. Turquoise blue lakes, crystal-clear rivers, green fir forests. Passes that wind around snow-capped mountains over 6000 meters high. Untouched landscapes with mystical names such as Nuristan, Shahr-i Gholghola or Dragon Valley. All for under $ 3000, without flights. Emirates flies regularly to Kabul via Dubai.’

‘Don’t tell me you’re planning a trip to Afghanistan?’ Camp said, alarmed.

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Fool on the Hill


‘Did you see that photo that Trump posted of himself as pope, dressed in a golden tiara and glitzy papal regalia. Didn’t see the papal slippers though,’ I said as Vicky served us our first pints.

‘Unbelievable,’ Camp said, shaking his head of grey curls. ‘Only a fool would do that. Pissing off one and a half billion Catholics. I would like to be pope, he apparently said.’

‘I’m all for it. I think he should give up the presidency and become pope. He can then rule as an infallible autocrat and dress up in funny outfits every day and be adored by ten times as many devotees then he has now. He would also get to live in his own gilded palace in his very own country.’

‘It’s an interesting fantasy. He wouldn’t have to tolerate any kind of gender diversity and he would get the popemobile to parade around in.’

We both sipped our beers, looking out at the never boring harbour scene.

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Elbows Up


‘Now that the election is over and everybody can go back to their lives, what do you think is in store for us this summer?’

‘Do you mean for the two of us or the world in general?’

‘I think they both intertwine. What’s good for the world is good for us and the same goes for the opposite. The world goes for shits, so do we.’

‘Clare is in the garden, I’m in the hammock reading my book and the sun rises every day in a predictable place. Summer is coming early which can mean many things. Fires, water shortages, holidays, swimming, sailing and generally spending more time outside. Personally, I like this time of year the best. Everything is in bloom or flowering, the birds are looking to nest, the frogs are croaking and the days are getting longer.’

‘I suppose this is a good life from your perspective. Of course, there are those in much worse shape than you and me and our little community by the water. All you have to do is turn on the telly or look at the news feeds on your phone or open a paper. Wars in Africa, the Russians crashing the European party, the Catholics looking for an old man to lead them and the idiot bully in the White House reshaping the world and making everybody, except his billionaire friends, poorer.’ 

‘You sound a tad maudlin there, Camp. Maybe you should have a shot of something to soothe the ripples. How about some of that local vodka or rum. Distilled right here on the Sunshine Coast. ‘

‘You’re a funny one. You know I can’t handle hard liquor. Let me stick to beer and the odd bottle of wine Muriel procures for dinner and I’m a happy camper. ‘

‘What always bothers me is the general state of the world and the direction we’re heading in. The environment, the fascist politics, the mail-order consumer society,’ I said. ‘I’m glad that Carney won the election but he will soon find out that managing people is a lot more challenging than managing numbers. Everybody will be lining up with their hands out from the Premiers to the First Nations, from the healthcare providers to the auto-workers, from the pensioners to the military.’

‘The good news is that the wife of our newly elected prime minister, Diana Fox Carney, is a world-renowned climate change policy expert, and active in several environmental and social justice causes and think tanks. She has degrees in economics from Oxford and an MA in international relations from the University of Pennsylvania.  She was also a star hockey player on the women’s Oxford Ice Hockey Club where she met her future hubby who played goal for the men’s team. Her Wikipedia entry fills a couple of dense pages. She is definitely a major influencer on her husband. They also found time to raise four daughters, all successful individuals.’

‘Elbows Up indeed. As the saying goes: Behind every successful man there is a good woman,’ I said.

‘Actually, the whole quote is by Mark Twain and it goes on to say that behind every unsuccessful man there are two women,’ Camp said grinning, while finishing his first pint.

‘Well, our new PM has five women behind him.’

‘You two look like you’re having a good time,’ Vicky said when she brought around another round of suds. ‘You must be relieved at the election results, even though we are as divided as the Americans.’

‘We are indeed,’ Camp said, but I think we got the right man at the right time.’

‘Let’s hope that brain wins over brawn,’ Vicky quipped. 

‘I’ll drink to that,’ I said.