Almost Adults


Camp, did you know that there are classes in ‘Adulting 101’ in the US. Apparently, a large swath of the population is absolutely clueless about adult life skills.’

            ‘Doesn’t surprise me. Look who they vote for.’

            ‘Across the country community colleges, libraries and civic centres are offering adulting classes, teaching basic life skills like threading a needle and mending a shirt or changing a tire as well as financial literary skills. Turns out that many grown-ups can barely read and are unable to follow instruction manuals, be it for vacuum cleaners or even such exalted skills like filling out tax forms.’

            ‘How do you expect people who cannot follow an IKEA instruction manual to vote for progressive policies that will favour them. Apparently, many recent high-school grads are surprised by the ‘unexpected trial of early adulthood’. These grads cannot fill out a job application, compose a CV or figure out a budget for their cost of living.’

            ‘Clueless, that’s what they are and some of the blame goes to the overworked and underpaid parents and to the educational institutions and their unenforced curriculums. If you don’t learn it, you don’t know it. Simple as all that.’

            ‘Doesn’t look good for your future customers at the book store,’ I said.

            Camp just shook his head. ‘Thank god for the readers which more often than not come from the senior and female population. Not too many GenZ-ers.’

            ‘Football, social media, pizza and porn doesn’t require a college education. This same group of people are also those who feel left out, underprivileged and under represented by the mainstream media and politicians. They are usually stuck in lower income brackets, meaning they have debts, live from paycheck to paycheck and cannot see a way out of their trapped situation.’     

            ‘Therefore, they listen to demagogues who promise salvation and retribution, revenge and release and consequently they vote – if they vote – for the ones who profess to know who is to blame for their shortcomings.’

            ‘Blame the others. We know the usual culprits. Take your pick. Jews, Muslims, Immigrants, Foreigners and the Democrats, maybe not in that order.’

            We both looked out at the tranquil harbour and the blue sky reflected in the water. Spring is definitely happening and when the weather is like this, there is no better place to be. Just as long as you have a place to live and an income of sorts.’

            ‘Advance voting for the federal election begins this weekend. More than half the electorate will vote in advance polls. This election will all be about who is best equipped to deal with Trump and international connections.’

            ‘But will it make a difference to you and me Camp?’

            ‘Newsflash: It’s not about you and me, it’s about everybody and their future.’

            ‘Will the young, the twenty-something, go out and vote. Let’s ask Vicky.’

            ‘Yes, I will vote this time because I think it’s important that we all stick together against the bullies and not elect a mini-Trump.’

The Good, the Bad and the Lazy


Gibsons was in the clutches of an Arctic deep freeze this past week that convinces even the hardiest local climate deniers that yes: It does snow in Vancouver and yes, winter tires are a good idea and no, Vancouver and the lower mainland are not prepared for accumulative snow falls and have inadequate or no snow removing equipment. Despite the brazing weather I’ve made my way faithfully to my Thursday meet-up with my friend Camp at our pub which was empty except for our stalwart waitress. ‘I don’t get paid if I don’t show up,’ she said with a shrug. Camp eventually walked in looking like ‘The man that came in from the cold’. Before I could even ask about the store he said wryly: ‘Been closed all week due to climate emergency,’ while extracting himself from his  soaked overcoat. ‘What’s on your mind besides the weather this week,’ he asked.

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Ignorance and Knowledge


We’re into the January blues. The weather, the stock markets and the local economy can only improve. Those who can, flee south towards the sun and those who have to stay behind can only imagine what it would be like. I have a picture in my mind of a sunny beach, toes in the sand and margarita in hand. Such were my musings as I ambled towards our table on the glassed in and heated veranda for our Thirsty Thursday get together over a pint or two. Campbell, or Camp as we all call him, was unusually late and after checking my watch noticed that I was early. The good news is that the days are getting longer and Clare is still working, leading a productive life and bringing in a few shekels. Tax season will soon be upon us and the beer isn’t getting any cheaper.

“You’re early,” Camp said, while taking off his old woollen tweed coat and his   fisherman cap, stepping aside to make room for Vicky who already had two foaming mugs at the ready. I guess we’re easy marks, no surprises there.

‘Hard to believe we have a water problem here on the coast,” Camp said, shaking the water off his hat. “It’s a management, infrastructure and political problem, not really a lack of water.”

“I read that the 5 million dollar water meter project will reduce demand by 20%. Which doesn’t really address the supply issue,” I said.

“Yeah, between new reservoirs, rainwater harvesting, some new wells and lowering the water intake at Chapman lake we should be able to support another couple of thousand multi-bathroom houses on the coast.”

“What do you make of all the howling coming from the White House. Not a day goes by without some new and distorted news flash, always coming from the same source. He who shouts the loudest is the most right,” I said.

“He, who every morning tweets from his throne, without knowledge, is king of the ignorant,” Camp said.

“Did you just make that up?” I asked, taking a sip from my beer.

“Well yeah, you can quote me if you like. It is a serious business, this president who wants to take the institutions and instruments of the state like the FBI, the CIA, the Pentagon and Homeland Security and make then all into instruments of the office, his office in particular.”

“Along with better access to the nuke button and a supreme court that will rule from the top of the mountain for the rich and powerful for years to come, forgetting about that we’re all supposed to be equal,” I said.

“Just last Friday Carl Bernstein warned us that these could be the darkest days since Joe McCarthy. He said something like: We have the unprecedented situation of one of the main political parties backing the president in the belief that he is above the law.”

“It’s ignorance,” I said, the fact that millions of people in the US have no clue of world history, other cultures, languages, geography, never mind philosophy or literature. It’s a lack of general education. You cannot fix or build anything without the proper tools,” I said.

“You’re right of course, public schools in the US are over crowded, under funded and are closing at an alarming rate. And then there is Betsy DeVos, who wants all science vetted against scripture and is a big proponent of school vouchers, which gives parents the right to use them for private and religious schools, basically taking the money right out of the public schools. I read somewhere that over half of black young men who attend urban high schools do not earn a diploma. Of these dropouts, nearly 60 percent will go to prison at some point. That’s a pretty bleak and sad statistic.”

“Education is knowledge and knowledge is power, not power to rule and strike fear but power to understand and tolerate,” I said, “and you can quote me on that, Camp. And while growing up they get their news-bites from Facebook and Twitter.

“Not a lot of laughs in this corner today,” Vicky said, who surveyed our empty mugs with a raised eyebrow.

“Yeah, we’re talking about the ignorant and under-educated masses who make up the Trump army,” Camp explained.

“Really,” Vicky said, I believe most of those senators and members of congress are lawyers and have university degrees.

“Well, eh, right you are, I guess it’s more a case of the white old men holding on to visions of aristocracy where the working poor are also the ignorant and docile, like sheep or cattle.”

“You boys need to lighten up. It’s not all that bad. More people are working, and have more choices in America then in most other countries, except of course Europe and Canada. And they have the best contemporary music. Ever heard of Khalid? He’s got a song called ‘Young, dumb and broke’ or how about Bruno Mars?”

Both Camp and I were speechless which doesn’t happen often. Camp cleared his throat and pointed to the two empty glasses. “How about a couple refills Vicky?”

“You bettcha,” she said, turned coyly on her heels and sang: “ Young, dumb and broke…”