As the Wind Blows         


‘Summertime is the best time here,’ Camp said. ‘I have tourists in the shop, the weather is perfect and the days are long.’

‘Yes, nature at its best which brings me to an interesting topic. Did you hear about those six Republican members of the US Congress who penned a public letter to Canada’s ambassador in Washington, demanding that their northern neighbours need to control the smoke emanating from the hundreds of wildfires, currently raging across Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan?”

‘Yes, I read about that. Now isn’t that the craziest idea ever that we can control the wind and the smoke, never mind the fires that cause them?’

‘Let me read to you what they wrote: We write to you today on behalf of our constituents who have had to deal with suffocating Canadian wildfire smoke filling the air. While we know a key driver of this issue has been a lack of active forest management, we’ve also seen things like arson as another way multiple large wildfires have ignited in Canada.’ I quoted. ‘And it goes on and on about how the Canadian smoke is ruining recreational weekends and takes away the ability to create new memories.’

‘Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew pointed out: ‘We’ve lost two Manitobans this wildfire season and we got a couple of ambulance-chasing congresspeople trying to politicize these disasters. We love our American friends but this is just childish.’

‘He’s right,’ I said. ‘In January, Trump blamed Californians for their wildfires, suggested they need more raking. What? In the boreal forest?’ Here in Canada, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith simply faulted the federal government for last year’s wildfire that destroyed parts of Jasper.’ 

‘A most unhelpful blame game,’ Camp said. ‘Robert Gray, a B.C.-based ecologist who has spent more than 40 years managing wildland fires in the U.S., Canada and other jurisdictions, said it was notable that these Congress members did not acknowledge the effects of climate change in their letter.’

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Good and Bad News


‘It’s been an interesting week Camp. I’m talking about the Olympics in Paris. It started out with a great rain-soaked spectacle at the opening ceremony. The whole city of Paris was the stage while hundreds of boats brought in the athletes. Did you see it?

            ‘As you know, I don’t have a TV and no, I didn’t see it. I was kind of busy trying to make a living. Summer is still the best time for a book store. People need books for the holidays.’

            ‘You need to watch Celine Dion’s closing song ‘L’Hyme d’Amour, performed from the 1st level of the Eiffel tower. Considering what she’s been through with her health it was a stunning performance with the whole world as her audience.’ 

            ‘I’ve heard about it and will get Muriel to dial it up on U-tube.’

            ‘I love watching the live drama that only the Olympics can provide. Like the soccer spying scandal making Canadians look like cheaters and the players on the women’s team like heroes.’ 

‘It all started with Ben Johnson who won the Olympic gold in 1988 and then was stripped of it, three days later when he tested positive.’

‘Are you suggesting that everybody is spying on the other teams with drones?’

            ‘I’m saying that others undoubtedly spy on their opponents but they haven’t been busted like the Canadians.’  

‘Reminds me of the doping scandal in bicycling. First it was only Lance Armstrong who was caught cheating and then confessed to Oprah but he still had to ride and win the Tour de France seven times. Then it turns out that everybody was doing it. Did that level the playing field? Of course not. Only when everybody is drugfree is it a fair measure of strength and endurance.’

             ‘I love the true winners though, like the gravity defying Simone Biles or Summer McIntosh who already won 2 gold medals in the pool and at 17 is a true inspiration.’

            ‘Yes, unbelievable. The power of youth is evident at these games.’

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HOT POTATO


            Our pub is crowded but Vicky holds our spots for us and we never disappoint. Like clockwork we show up and quaff our couple of pints most Thursdays. We talk at each other, sometimes with each other, other times around each other and we never run out of topics. Mostly we’re preaching to the choir, reinforcing our points of view, finding common ground in our opinions and ideas. A lot of our talk is driven by current politics, world affairs and the fate and state of our species. Right now, the 400+ raging wildfires in our province are foremost in our minds. We’ve been lucky here at the coast and haven’t had any smoke. So far so good.

Do you ever listen to the New York Times Daily?’ I asked Camp.

‘I’m too busy most days. Unlike you I’m still working and running a bookstore is a fulltime job, especially in the summer with all the tourists. I’m not complaining, just pointing it out.’

‘I listened to a segment the other day, on 4th August. It was about the wildfires. ‘According to David Wallace-Wells, a climate scientist, it is now clear that we are not in charge of nature anymore and that it’s the other way around. Nature is in charge once again and the 30 to 50 million acres of wildfires this summer in Canada are proof thereof. Smoke as far away as New York and Florida. 

In Canada alone this year, these wildfires are producing two to three times as much emissions as the entire Canadian economy — all of its infrastructure, all of its energy systems, all of its transportation, all of its agriculture, all of its factories, all of its cars. More carbon is being produced by wildfires this year in Canada than all of those other sources combined. If wildfires were a country, they would rank # 4 after China, Russia and the USA in terms of emissions. ‘The world is a hot potato’ as a friend of mine wrote in a song some 40 years ago.’

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SNAFU


            We’re in the midst of the endless summer it seems. No rain for weeks and none in the forecast. Vicky has kindly kept our spot reserved and I sat down grateful for the shady corner. When Camp walked in, I first didn’t recognize him I’ve never seen him in shorts. His pasty, spindly legs could use some exposure I thought but didn’t say anything. 

            ‘Over 900 wildfires burning in Canada,’ I said, ‘and over 350 of them in BC. Is this a state of emergency?’

            ‘It’s snafu,’ Camp said. ‘Situation normal, all fucked up.’

            ‘I read that the CAF are providing two CH-146 Griffon Helicopters and, if needed, a CC-130J Hercules from the Royal Canadian Air Force, to help with the logistics of fighting all these fires.’

‘So far, most of them are in the central and northern parts of the province but the continued hot weather does not bode well for the rest of the summer,’ Camp said, shaking his head of grey curls. 

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Hot and Cold


            This has been the hottest week all summer here on the coast with everybody flocking to the lakes and the sea shore. Except for today. It’s raining non-stop. Water is a good thing for everything living and growing. In the last week alone, we have over 100 forest fires ravaging the province, foremost the 5000 acre Christie Mountain fire in the Okanagan’s Similkameen district near Penticton. It grew over 2500 acres in just one afternoon.

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Senior Stoners


“Did you read Trudeau’s announcement that Marijuana will be legal by October 17th,” He needs one good news story and I think Canadians in general will be pleased,” I said after I joined Camp who was already seated at our usual table at the pub.

“Yeah, except all the small growers, the experienced specialists who have been refining the art of the perfect Ganja, will be gobbled up by the big corporations or be left to remain underground,” Camp said. “Not good for all the small towns where these Grow-ops have contributed to their local economy for the past 30 years.”

“There will be problems with quality, standards, taxation and distribution,” I said. “and people who rely on medical marijuana will be taxed just like recreational users. Not fair, they say, since it should be treated like any other medicine.”

“Yeah, it will also be interesting to see what our bullish neighbour to the south thinks of this and should we even care?”

Vicky brought us two cold ones and I couldn’t help myself and asked her opinion about this issue.

“I don’t indulge, but it should be up to the people to decide what they consume, not the government. Most people are smart enough to decide what’s good for themselves, without the government getting in the way,” she said while giving the table next to us a perfunctory wipe.

“Exactly,” said Camp. “It smacks of legislating morality.”

“Guess which is the fastest growing population segment that indulges these days.”

“Teenagers?” I ventured.

“Seniors!” Camp said triumphantly, smacking the table with the palm of his hand for emphasis. “It’s senior stoners which are the biggest new Cannabis users according to a New Yorkerarticle. A US government survey found that cannabis use for those 65 years old and up increased by 250%. It’s simple demographics. Seniors today are the boomers, the first generation to seriously embrace Marijuana and now that they’re retired they’re taking up old habits. Remember those lids of Mexican weed or the Thai sticks?

“Yes, I remember,” I said. “You could tell a toker by the holes in their T-shirts from the exploding seeds.”

“Those were the days,” Camp waxed nostalgically.

We both concentrated on our beers for a couple of beats.

“I guess between the old stoners and those looking for health benefits you can add those who follow the law and are now free to get high and then there are those who never stopped,” I said.

“It’s not the teens but the geezers who will drive the green wave,” Camp said, “and the market will be driven by edibles, not smokers. Gummibears and popcorn, brownies, candy and vaporizers.”

“Amen,” Camp said and we finished our pints which didn’t last in this summer heat.

Vicky brought around a fresh round of cold ones and said. “While you two are concerned with recreation and high times, I’m more worried about the smoke covering much of the Okanagan. Over 120 wild fires are burning right now in B.C. and there is no rain in sight. I don’t even want to think about the horrible fires in Greece. My boyfriend just signed up with the fire fighters. He’s off to Kelowna today.”

We both looked a bit pathetic with our silly pot concerns in view of this real devastating threat to property and lives.

“I remember the awful Mountain Park fire in 2003,” I said.

“Or the Fort McMurray wild fire that destroyed 2400 homes and took 15 months to put out,” Camp added.

“Vicky you’re right of course, we’re very worried and fully support your boyfriends commitment,” I said rather lamely.

“You two don’t worry, I didn’t want to spoil your happy hour. Enjoy the breeze, the super weather and the free second pint.”

“And may the rain come soon,” I said, not believing I just said that.